Bring out your dead!!!

I'm sure this is being greeted in the respective boardrooms as a fantastic bit of trans-brand synergy, two quintessentially british brands uniting etc etc, but frankly I see something more sinister.



Marmite and Guiness coming together? Wasn't there something about that in the Book of Revelations, in between the whore of babylon overdoing it slightly on the blood of saints and wise words about anointing one's eyes with eyesalve?

14 And then I come unto the tabernacle where victuals lie
15 and a voice said 'Lo! the yeast shall combine with that which is already yeast-ed
16 and the beast will arise in the seven corners of the kitchen
17 The black drink shall blacken further and black shall be the matter
18 and all movement shall stop and blacken further'
19 and all who heard where sore afraid and did infuse water with herbs
20 and added the juice of the four-legged...er...unto..it.