Thursday, 25 January 2007

Amazon knows me better than I know myself.

Amazon, in it's binary wisdom, has decided that my life is taking a wrong turn. Adrift in a sordid sexual world of superficial physical stimuli and emotionally empty, hollow-eyed liaisons, they have thrown me a life line. Behold:


Finally, a book for single women who want to follow a new and godly direction. By a salty blogger, no less.

Needless to say, I am a secular male.

"From insecurity to purity, from forlorn to reborn". Very snappy. I assume they thought of the following and rejected them:
From insulted to exalted
From prey to pray
From twice nightly to the arms of the almighty
From spanking to thanking (God)
(contd. p.94)

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